Buy Your Traveling Papers, Americka!
"...Advanced enrollment for the National Registered Traveler Program began Thursday. "It's like going through easy pass on the freeway," said Reggie Baumgardner, the airport's security manager.
...Passengers in the program will still have to go through the screening process, but they won't be subject to random searches. Other benefits, like not having to take off items of clothing during screening, are under currently under consideration by the Transportation Security Administration."
So for $80 you can bypass the random searches, and humiliation? That would be a bargain except I'm so old, I remember when there was a constitution that gave me those rights for free.